Saskatoon-100 Ways to Ditch Your Boredom

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Hitch-hiker's gesture

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If you are reading this, you are probably a little bored, or maybe you anticipate that feeling later today. Let’s ditch that boredom!

  • Shop
  • Facebook
  • Listen to music
  • Rent a movie
  • Brush your teeth
  • Walk your or your sister’s dog
  • Hitchhike OUT of Saskatoon
  • Call someone
  • Cut your hair
  • Text someone
  • Take some crazy pictures
  • Write
  • Walk
  • Tan
  • Read
  • Twitter
  • Drink
  • Give money to charity
  • Research your genealogy
  • Color your hair
  • Jog on the spot
  • Call your grandma (she’s probably bored too!)
  • Go to Wal-Mart
  • Go streaking
  • Sauna
  • Eat
  • Start a blog
  • Tell someone you like them
  • Sing loudly
  • Put on a hat
  • Meditate
  • Drink coffee
  • Smoke
  • Bake cookies
  • Eat those SAME cookies
  • Go to the SPCA
  • Suntan
  • Do some sit ups
  • Build a deck
  • Start a business
  • Read emails
  • Forward the good ones
  • Sleep
  • Lift weights
  • Do yoga
  • Drink water
  • Mow your lawn
  • Scratch your back
  • Take out some cash
  • Put on your favorite clothes
  • Buy a car
  • Learn sign language
  • Call your best friend, using ONLY sign language
  • Draw
  • Send someone a letter (like H)
  • Do a craft
  • Play play dough
  • Find your soul mate
  • Dance
  • Plant a tree
  • Memorize something
  • Conserve water
  • Plan your funeral
  • Write a letter to Government
  • Color
  • Ask someone out
  • Google something you have thought about lately
  • Go to a movie
  • Drive out to a field, lay in it
  • Smell flowers
  • Eat chocolate
  • Cry
  • Write a manuscript
  • Paint your nails
  • Clean your oven
  • Fold laundry
  • Go play golf
  • Check out some open houses
  • Make a collage with your favorite pictures
  • Reorganize your furniture
  • Pet your dog
  • Plant a garden
  • Download new music
  • Clean your bathroom
  • Make a to do list
  • Get married
  • Do a biography
  • Go on a road trip
  • Swing on a swing
  • Play solitaire
  • Go for a bike ride
  • Cut off old jeans
  • Paint something
  • Go to the library
  • Count this list
  • Sit in your car
  • Make your own list of things to do when you’re bored
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Saskatoon Forestry Farm: 6 New Ways to Enjoy It!

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Welcome to the Forestry Farm Park and Zoo Sask...

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If you live in Saskatoon I am quite certain that you have been to the Forestry Farm, even more so if you are a parent. In fact, you probably have a season pass, because it is kinda like giving charity to our zoo animals. Us Saskatonians are a thoughtful bunch that way.

After going to the Forestry Farm 3 times, you probably feel confident that you have seen all there is to see. I am giving you new glasses today and 6 new ways to enjoy our friendly neighborhood zoo…

1. Quarters

No not for the bars that are prohibited here in Saskatoon, but for the birds. The next time you check out the Forestry Farm, bring a pocket full of quarters for bird seed. For your entire duration while in the park gates, resolve to only seeking out birds and feeding them. This will shift your entire experience. When you are all out of bird seed, disinfect your hands and go home; today was bird day, NOTHING else.

2. Random Walk

On Random Walk zoo day, you are only permitted to walk off the beaten path. You may need a child leading you on this day’s adventure. Spend the morning walking on all the natural paths that swing around the animal gates and the other paved, much more taken paths. The best way to prepare for Random Walk day is to tell your child (if you don’t have one, get ready to get strange looks when doing this) that today is adventure day and have them lead you on the random walk.

3. Picnic

You have done this. DON’T do this at the benches in front of the concession area. THAT’S not a picnic, that’s lunch…outside. Bring a blanket, your little lunch kit of food and hand sanitizer! Have a picnic in the zoo area (preferably away from bird feces). The Forestry Farm has beautiful trees and nicely shaded areas for relaxing and picnicking.

4. Train Day

Train day is great for lazy days or the super hot ones where your shoes are melting to the cement. Hop aboard the train and enjoy a little of the scenery, that you may not regularly enjoy because the train ride covers the entire perimeter of the zoo and let’s face it, that’s a big walk for your day off. After your exhausting train ride, go home and nap…your deserve one! 😉

5. Tourist Day

Do you own a flower shirt and a camera?? You are soo ready for this! You need friends with the same gear, large group is best. On Tourist day you take 300 pictures and ask total strangers to hold your purse or bag while they take your picture. You want pictures of you standing in front of EVERYTHING! In fact, grab a local and get a picture with them too and mumble to your friend how they look like so and so and how that’s weird. Post that on Facebook, best day EVER.

6. Forget Glasses

On THIS special day, you need glasses ones that help you read stuff. But oops, wouldn’t you know it, you forgot them at home! Silly you! As you walk through the zoo, everytime you get to a new enclosure ask your new friend (the stranger standing beside you) to read the plastic animal info chart and tell you what it says. When they are done reading it, you say hmm that doesn’t make any sense, with a confused look on your face. Maybe this one should be entitled forget brain day, whatever you call it, it will be a unique experience.

Okay, there are your 6 NEW ways to enjoy our classic Saskatoon Forestry Farm, I didn’t say they were good ways, I just said they were new and they are, until you do them, then well, technically they’re not.